WHY DO I HAVE A CAT?

She’s needy.

She’s WAY too into herself.

She starts bitching at me the moment I get in the door.

Remarkably enough this is about a CAT – not a bad girlfriend.

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She’s more photogenic than most humans – including me.

She makes messes on purpose and gloats over them.

She has NO understanding of personal space.

Everything is hers, nothing is just mine.

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Yes, feign shame, you evil feline whom I love. (I mean, REALLY – look at those little bean feet!)

She’s the first thing I see in the morning (usually accosted by a paw to the face – ‘wake up slave, I need water and there are pooh clumps in my throne box‘) and the last thing I see when I go to bed (looks something like – ‘get off my sleeping square you call a ‘pellooo’ or I will continually rub my razor sharp fangs across your forehead).

I guess it’s not all bad.

She does this really cute thing with her feet when I get the rare green light to scratch her belly.

She runs to greet me at the door. I didn’t know a cat would do such a thing.

She’s low maintenance – and when I need her to GTFO, she usually complies, after about the 10th shove.

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SUCH an actress. She’s actually trying to be the cutest thing ever here…she’s all fur and bean feet. My feline hating heart melts.

She completes my 34 year-old single woman thing. I mean, I’ve checked off all the other prerequisites…the cat was inevitable.

I may not be ready for a troupe of Mr. Whiskers, Patches and Mittens, but MeowKitty (yes, that’s her name) and I are doing just fine together.

This is the cat behind The Reluctant Cat Lady. She’s a pretty little rescue kitty and – if I’m honest – I couldn’t imagine not having my MK around these days.

Now you’ve been adequately introduced. Below is a perfect mash up of our relationship, me and MeowKitty.

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